Fight (n). a violent confrontation or struggle. Here at the Fight of the Day, the fights are to the death. That's right. We put competitors into a 50' by 50' by 50' chain-link cage and wait it out. Whichever fighter is left standing (or at least breathing) is the winner.
of the Day. These fights happen every day. This part is pretty self-explanatory.
Tournament (n.) a series of contests between a number of competitors, who compete for an overall prize. The Fight of the Day Tournament doesn't just make its competitors fight to the death, it makes its competitors fight to the death repeatedly. The matches go day after day in series, until one competitor wins the prize.
"But commissioner, what is the prize?" This is very simple, fans. The prize is not being dead. To date, four champions have emerged from the Fight of the Day Tournament and been crowned champions. They are pictured below.
Chewbacca, the Wookiee warrior and copilot of the Millennium Falcon, won the inaugural Fight of the Day Tournament, winning key matches against Voldemort and William Wallace to secure his victory.
Former Death Eater and Hogwarts Professor and Headmaster Severus Snape fought valiantly and heroically to win Fight of the Day II.
An imaginative six-year old and his wise stuffed tiger fought and won the Fight of the Day III: Dynamic Duo Edition. That's right folks, Calvin and Hobbes are in the same club as Severus Snape and Chewbacca.
Jedi Master Yoda took home the Fight of the Day: The Return-ament championship, solidifying the SEC (StarWars is Excellent Conference) as the top conference in the league.Who will win the upcoming tournament? We'll see...
Well, folks, hopefully this little tour has made you a little smarter about the Fight of the Day Tournament. Tune in to this blog over the course of the Fall Tournament to keep up to date with match play and other various Fight of the Day fun!
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