You have to admit, the FOTD Selection Committee did a pretty decent job this season. Three of the four #1 seeds made it to the Final Four? But one of them will have to die for another to make it to the Championship against the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. Who will it be?
East Region Champion James Bond swaggered into the cage with all the machismo given him by his creator, Ian Fleming. True to form, the robot in disguise, Optimus Prime, rolled into the cage with all of the mechanical power and might that is natural for an alien robot in the form of a semi. A standoff of masculinity began between the man and the machine. Fearing that the Autobot was in fact carrying two stolen nuclear warheads for the global terroroist organization SPECTRE, Bond tore of his shirt and for some reason donned scuba gear. In order to portray the human quality of testosterone-driven competition, Prime reciprocated by tearing off his chest plate, inadvertently exposing the Allspark, his source of life. After a few shakes, and no stirs, Bond was able to prepare the perfect martini, which he deftly tossed into the Transformer's open chest cavity, shorting out the Allspark and bringing to an end the magnanimous, benevolent heroism and total awesomeness that was Optimus Prime.
So, will the Killer Bunny of Caerbannog be able to fool James Bond with the fuzzy-and-cute routine, or will the 007's license to kill finally spell the end for the hopping fiend? Who will be the Fight of the Day Champion?
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