The championship match draws nearer every second! In less than three days the Fight of the Day Champion will be crowned! Read on to see who won't be alive to see who wins!
When Jackie Chan entered the cage for his fight today, he took care not to touch the floor anywhere near the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog's lair. He had seen what had happened to the scores of helpless men that had tried traditional ways of killing the bunny. When it finally came time for the two competitors to engage, Chan alighted on the floor gently, with all of the grace of a feather. The Rabbit didn't even notice. With nothing but his hands for weapons, the drunken master decided to improvise. After digging around in his pockets for a few seconds, he discovered a tissue, which he promptly knotted to make it stronger. The ensuing onslaught against the Killer Rabbit lapsed into slow motion several times, with the bunny's killer teeth barely missing the kung fu master's skin. At the most inopportune moment, Chan was distracted by an audience member quoting one of his innovative action comedies, and the Killer Rabbit made his move, eviscerating the martial arts king before he could hit the ground. Ironically, as the Fight of the Day attendants cleaned up today's match, the PA system began to play a familiar song, sung by today's defeated fighter.
The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog moves on to fight for the Fight of the Day Championship! Who will face him? Will it be Optimus Prime, or James Bond?
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