This match was just PRECIOUS! Elite Eight Results!

Death! Destruction! Disaster! Details:

Today's Elite Eight match brought to the arena a pair of benevolent creatures turned murderous. The Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk, now known as Gollum, faced off against his foe the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. While the story of the Rabbit's descent into evil is not widely known, Gollum's struggle with his ownership and pursuit of the One Ring sheds a lot of light on the goings-on of today's match. You see, the Killer Rabbit didn't care that today was Gollum's birthday, and failed to bring a worthy present. This angered the wily creature and he attempted to strangle the Rabbit. Not to be outdone in a killing contest, the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog acted swiftly and chomped down on Gollum's neck. Fortunately for the bunny's progress, he didn't feel the same compassion for Gollum's life that Sam, Frodo, and Bilbo had in the past. Even though the decrepit Stoor Hobbit's life had been stretched out by the powers of the Ring, it came to an abrupt end in a flourish of blood, screams, and white rabbit fur.

It's a hard knock life for the Fight of the Day contestants. Who do you think won the third Elite Eight match? Was it James Bond or Jean Grey? Stay tuned!